Good Wife 賢妻

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
結婚後40年，有一天，我仔細看著我的妻子，說：“40年前我們有一間便宜的房子，一部破車，睡在一張沙發床上，看著一台10英寸的黑白電視機，但我每天晚上可與一位23歲的辣妹睡覺。
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
現在 ...我有一間 $500,000.00的家，一部 $35,000.00車，一張漂亮的大床和一台大影幕電視，但我與一個63歲的老女人睡。對我而言，我似乎都不是站在對的事情那一邊。“
My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
我的妻子是一個非常明智講理的女人。她叫我出去找一個今年23歲的辣妹，她相信我會再一次住在一間很便宜的房子，開著一部破車，睡在一張沙發床，看著一台10英寸的黑白電視。
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
老女人不偉大嗎？他們真的知道如何解決一個臭老頭子的問題。
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