Too Money Hungry?

A very successful real estate broker parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his agents. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.The broker immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the broker started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined.
When the broker finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you people are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the broker.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the broker. "Where's my Rolex?"
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