Jokes 笑話

(1) Chinese Adam &Eve(中國亞當與夏娃): If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
(2) Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when the wife is pregnant,  Tension is when the girlfriend is pregnant and Panic is when both are pregnant.
(3) A Tap (輕拍)on the Driver The passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large glass plate windows. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."  The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

On which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab.I have been driving a funeral car for the last 25 years."
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