True love

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said to her husband, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting..."  Wearily he reached across the bed, held her hand for a second, and then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later the wife said, "Then you used to kiss me..."  Mildly irritated, her husband stretched across the bed, gave his wife a peck on the cheek, rolled over and settled down to go to sleep.

Thirty seconds later his wife said to him, "Then you used to bite my neck..."  Angrily, he threw back the blankets and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!" .....     (*_^)

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