MEN NEVER LISTEN

To my lady friends ~ MEN NEVER LISTEN

In a Chicago  hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to  get into the men's restroom, but it had always  been occupied.

A nurse noticed his  predicament. 

Sir, she said  ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not  to touch any of the buttons on the   wall.'

He did what he needed to,  and as he  sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised  not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled  ATR..

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW.  Warm water was sprayed gently upon his  bottom.  What a nice feeling, he thought.  Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating  greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When  this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large  powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile  scent of spring flower to this unbelievable  pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a  restroom, it is tender loving  pleasure.

When the powder puff completed  its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR  button which he knew would be supreme  ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his  eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was  staring down at him.

What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing  the ATR button.

'The button ATR is an  Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your  pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN !  HA HA HAAAAA………

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